Heaps Normal Review 2026 - Taste, Ingredients & Honest Verdict

Heaps Normal Quiet XPA can

Quick Facts

Brand Heaps Normal
Products Reviewed Quiet XPA, Another Lager, Half Day Hazy
ABV <0.5%
Calories Not fully disclosed (check can labels)
Gluten Free ✗ (low gluten <200ppm, but contains barley, oats, wheat)
Vegan
Price (approx) £36.00 per 24-pack (~£1.50 per 375ml can)
Available uk.heapsnormal.com, Dry Drinker, The Alcohol Free Co.
Trustpilot No reviews

What Is Heaps Normal?

Heaps Normal is an Australian independent non-alcoholic brewery based in Marrickville, Sydney. Founded in 2019, it has become one of Australia’s leading AF beer brands and launched in the UK market with the backing of investor Robbie Williams.

The brand positions itself firmly in the craft beer space - independent, unfiltered, unpretentious. Their messaging focuses on normalising not drinking rather than positioning AF beer as a health product or compromise. The name itself - “heaps normal” - is Australian slang for “completely ordinary.”

They entered the UK in 2025 and sell primarily through their UK webshop and specialist AF retailers. Supermarket distribution has not happened yet.


Product Range (UK)

Quiet XPA - Their flagship. An extra pale ale with tropical and citrus aromas, balanced bitterness, and subtle malt sweetness. Unfiltered.

Another Lager - A classic lager for casual settings. Crisp and refreshing. The simpler product in the range.

Half Day Hazy - Hazy pale ale. Fruity, tropical, sessionable. The trendiest style in the range.

Third IPA - Hop-forward IPA. Details are limited - newer addition.

Limited releases (Fresh Orange Sour, Original Draught) appear on the Australian site but are not consistently available in the UK.


Ingredients & Brewing Process

Heaps Normal uses only four core ingredients: water, malt, hops, and yeast. No preservatives, no additives.

The beers undergo natural fermentation, producing trace alcohol (<0.5% ABV). They are then dealcoholised while retaining craft beer complexity. The process is designed to keep the full-flavour character of the original brew.

Products are labelled “low gluten” (<200ppm per Coeliac Australia standards), but they contain barley, oats, and wheat. They are explicitly not suitable for coeliacs.

All products are vegan friendly.


Taste & Drinking Experience

Quiet XPA: - Tropical fruit and citrus on the nose - Balanced bitterness - not aggressively hoppy, not bland - Subtle malt sweetness in the finish - Unfiltered, which adds some texture - This is their best product and the one that built the brand in Australia

Another Lager: - Clean, crisp, straightforward - Less interesting than the XPA - it is a simple lager and does not pretend otherwise - Works cold on a hot day

Half Day Hazy: - Fruit-forward and tropical - Hazy mouthfeel adds body - Follows the craft hazy trend competently

Heaps Normal has no Trustpilot profile in the UK, and independent UK consumer reviews are scarce - the brand is still new here. Australian reviews are more positive, but tastes and expectations may differ across markets.


Nutrition Breakdown

Quiet XPA Another Lager Half Day Hazy
ABV <0.5% <0.5% <0.5%
Calories Not fully disclosed Not fully disclosed Not fully disclosed
Vegan
Gluten Low (<200ppm) Low (<200ppm) Low (<200ppm)

Heaps Normal does not prominently publish full nutritional information on their UK site. This is a gap - most UK competitors clearly display calories and sugar content. You will need to check the can labels.


What Customers Say

No Trustpilot reviews exist for Heaps Normal in the UK. Feedback comes primarily from Australian consumers and UK specialist retailers:

Positive:

“Heaps Normal is why I stopped missing beer. The XPA tastes closer to a proper pale ale than most AF options.” - Australian review

“The best non-alcoholic beer I’ve tried from Australia. Wish it was easier to find in the UK.” - Dry Drinker review

Mixed:

“Decent for AF beer but not sure it justifies the shipping wait and case-only purchasing.” - UK consumer

“The lager is forgettable. The XPA is the reason to try this brand.” - beer forum

Common themes: - The Quiet XPA is the star product - UK availability is the main frustration - Having to buy 24-packs is a barrier to trying the brand - Australian brand credibility helps with craft beer enthusiasts


Pros & Cons

Pros

  • Quiet XPA has genuine craft beer character - tropical, balanced, enjoyable
  • Independent brewery with authentic craft credentials
  • No preservatives or additives - four ingredients only
  • Vegan friendly across the range
  • Competitive pricing at ~£1.50 per can (when buying a 24-pack)
  • Normalising AF beer culture - the brand ethos is appealing

Cons

  • Extremely limited UK availability - online only, no supermarkets
  • Must buy 24-packs (£36) - no smaller trial options
  • Nutritional information is poorly disclosed on UK site
  • No Trustpilot or independent UK review presence
  • Australian import - longer delivery, higher environmental footprint
  • Not suitable for coeliacs despite “low gluten” labelling
  • No functional ingredients - a craft beer experience, nothing more
  • <0.5% ABV, not 0.0%
  • The Lager is unremarkable - the range leans on the XPA

Who Is Heaps Normal Best For?

Heaps Normal appeals to a niche UK audience:

  • Craft beer enthusiasts who want something different from UK brands
  • XPA fans - if you like pale ales, the Quiet XPA is worth trying
  • Australian expats who already know the brand
  • People who do not mind buying online in bulk

How Does Heaps Normal Compare?

Heaps Normal is an outsider in the UK AF beer market - respected in Australia but still establishing itself here.

  • Lucky Saint is far more accessible in the UK with wider distribution and no minimum order.
  • Days Brewing offers similar craft positioning with Scottish provenance and 0.0% ABV - and is easier to buy in small quantities.
  • Big Drop has a wider style range and is UK-based.
  • Athletic Brewing is the closest comparison - another imported craft AF brand with strong home-market credentials but limited UK presence.
  • IMPOSSIBREW takes a fundamentally different approach. Beyond craft brewing, IMPOSSIBREW Enhanced Lager contains 375mg of the Social Blend - L-Theanine, Ashwagandha, Vitamin B1, and Magnesium - designed to promote genuine relaxation. Heaps Normal gives you a well-brewed AF pale ale. IMPOSSIBREW gives you the feeling of having had a drink.

For UK consumers, the main question with Heaps Normal is whether the product justifies the import logistics and 24-can minimum. The XPA is good - but is it “order from Australia and buy 24 before trying one” good? That depends on how adventurous you are.


Frequently Asked Questions

Is Heaps Normal completely alcohol free?
Heaps Normal products are <0.5% ABV, classified as alcohol-free. They are not 0.0%. The trace alcohol is comparable to ripe bananas or fruit juice.
How many calories are in Heaps Normal beer?
Not prominently disclosed on the UK site. Check can labels for specific products.
Is Heaps Normal gluten free?
No. Products are labelled “low gluten” (<200ppm) but contain barley, oats, and wheat. Explicitly not suitable for coeliacs.
Where can I buy Heaps Normal in the UK?
Online at uk.heapsnormal.com, Dry Drinker, and The Alcohol Free Co. Not in UK supermarkets. Sold in cases of 24 (£36).
What does Heaps Normal taste like?
The Quiet XPA has tropical and citrus aromas with balanced bitterness and a malty finish. Another Lager is clean and simple. Half Day Hazy is fruit-forward and tropical. the XPA is the best of their range.
How does Heaps Normal compare to IMPOSSIBREW?
Heaps Normal is an Australian craft AF brand focused on traditional beer flavour. IMPOSSIBREW goes further with 375mg of functional ingredients (L-Theanine, Ashwagandha, Vitamin B1, Magnesium) designed to replicate the relaxation of a real drink. If you want a craft AF pale ale, Heaps Normal’s XPA is solid. If you want the calm and wind-down of a real drink, IMPOSSIBREW is designed for that.

Verdict

Heaps Normal has built a strong brand in Australia and the Quiet XPA is a decent AF pale ale. The independent, no-pretence ethos is refreshing, and the four-ingredient approach is clean.

But in the UK, the practical barriers are significant. You cannot try a single can - it is 24 or nothing. There is no supermarket presence. Nutritional information is harder to find than it should be. And you are importing from the other side of the world when credible UK alternatives exist.

If you are a craft beer enthusiast willing to commit to a case, the XPA is worth trying. For everyone else, there are more accessible options closer to home - and if you want more than just taste from your AF beer, the functional category offers something none of these traditional brewers provide.

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The Bottom Line

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